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Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
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Today, we're doing another
episode of Bum Fites.
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He's in there.
Get 'em, get 'em!
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Hey, guys?
You want this 20?
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Well, come and get it!
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Fight each other!
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Yeah, come on!
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- Keep an eye out for that security guard.
- On it.
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I wanna fire up some of the
effects and stuff, like the lights.
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Wait, you can do that?
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- I can do that.
- Roll on each other.
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- That'd be so cool.
- This is gonna be Monday!
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You mean money, Bran.
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That's what I said, dingus.
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Yeah! Get up and fight now!
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Hey, where'd you
find these guys?
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That doesn't look like our bum.
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You know, you should
really blur out those faces.
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They can sue
for not giving permission.
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These guys
don't have money to sue.
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They're homeless.
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Our...
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Our guard buddy's working.
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Let's go.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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He has such a hatred for them.
I mean, Ted...
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Dude, Ted's a legend here.
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Do you remember
the groundhog stuff animal?
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Oh, my gosh.
I love Ted.
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You little perv!
I swear to God!
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Don't even think about
dokking me.
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I'm just messing a little.
Chill.
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- What did you say to me?
- Chill.
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Don't tell me to chill.
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- All right.
- Got it?
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Bran, I swear to God,
if you're still filming,
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Hey, you kids!
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Shit.
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Run.
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Stay right there!
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Come on, Bran, go!
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Come on!
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Run!
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- Get to the Dokking Station!
- No kidding!
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Stay right there!
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Shit.
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Hey!
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That to make sure
we can't prove you shot at us?
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You a lawyer?
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No, but his dad is.
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You little boys
making big boy smut
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with her and that camera?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
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This is private property
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and this is closed until fall.
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You're trespassing.
You know that, right?
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- We didn't see any signs.
- Yeah right, kid.
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I call the police or your parents.
Which is it?
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Why don't you
catch your breath first, fatso?
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What.
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All the way out from the city
to deal with this shit.
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The place is closed, Snack.
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How hard is that to understand?
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You get hurt out there,
we could lose everything.
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- The guy shot at us!
- Knock it off with that shit!
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I got you and this Dokkers thing
all figured out.
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That Ayla girl,
she doesn't like you.
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She's using you, son.
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Girls like her
don't like guys like you.
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I work tonight,
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and Mike's coming over
before I get home, so you know.
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How about a goddamn thank you?
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No boyfriend.
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You hang out
with these loser kids.
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Where is that
gonna get you in life?
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Wasting what God and I gave you.
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Yeah, because Mike's some prize.
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You think you're better than me?
Hmm?
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You little!
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I should have let that guy
call the cops.
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You didn't eat
anything through this.
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You're lucky
that cop let you go.
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You need to make
better choices, Mighty.
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He wasn't a cop, Ma.
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Turn the sounds off
your insulin pump, baby.
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That thing smells.
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I got it all on video!
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He shot at us, but he erased it!
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I can't prove it,
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but it would have
been huge online!
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It would have
blown up my channel!
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I'm gonna moteltize my channel,
you wait!
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Ma!
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Ma! You even listening?
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It's monetize.
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It's monetize your channel.
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That's what I said!
Monetize!
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Yep, John, just stall them.
Yeah, 20 minutes out.
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I know, I had
an emergency with my son.
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I gotta drop him off real quick.
I'll be right there, 15 minutes.
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Okay.
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You come home
right off the bus from now on.
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No Field of Screams,
no Dokking Station, no Dokkers.
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No more of that nonsense.
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Your mother and I will discuss
what to do with you.
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What's there to discuss?
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That place
is closed for the season.
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You keep trespassing there.
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You know that's a crime, right?
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The man shot at you, Max.
Is any of this sinking in?
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Wait. You believe he shot at us?
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You know why?
Because you stopped.
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Only a gun
would make you idiots stop.
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We also need to talk about
this dokking shit.
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- What's there to talk about?
- Yes or no?
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You and your friends are blackmailing
kids online with dirt you get on them.
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That's dokking, right?
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You call yourselves The Dokkers?
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Can't even spell it right.
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Go ahead.
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Defend it, Max.
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Not with Max facts.
Defend the indefensible.
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I sue, Max.
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I don't get sued.
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What were you doing, Scribble?
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Did I just see student records
on your screen again?
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No.
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Did that ten-day suspension
and fine teach you anything?
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Check with the tech department.
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They can see what I do in there.
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I want your things searched.
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I know what I saw.
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So do I.
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What's with the wink?
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You know what I learned
from last time?
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I got my beat
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and my best gaming computer
sold to pay for that fine.
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You screw me again,
and I'm gonna screw back.
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Now you're threatening
a teacher?
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I'm promising.
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Maybe you get dokked
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and the district gets some pics
I found of you back in the day.
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Some reefer
with the frat boys...
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drinking
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All right, another example.
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You kids, I believe,
if I'm not mistaken,
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have all grown up
with the urban legend
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of the Halloween candy
spiked with razors and needles.
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Anyone here ever heard of that?
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Heard of that? Show of hands.
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Show of hands
if you've heard of that. Yep.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Even when I was a kid.
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Who here knows a single person
who that's actually happened to?
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- Yeah, it, um...
- Max.
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It happened back in the 70's.
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Yes, back in the 70's.
A father poisoned his son.
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That was a single
isolated case, Max.
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Well, there have been more,
you know, copycats.
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Okay, well prove it.
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Find me one.
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No, right now. I want you
to get your phone out,
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that's fine,
you have my permission.
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Go ahead and find a single case
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other than the 70's guy.
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I don't think you will.
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What I believe happened
is that the media
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sensationalized it.
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Blew it up until eventually...
it became fact.
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How many of you
have seen this character?
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This school,
just like all over the country,
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received a warning
that this image
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could show up along with text,
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urging children
to kill themselves.
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Yeah, and it's true.
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I mean, they embedded
that message into online videos
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and then they used apps
to send it to kids.
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I mean, are you
saying this isn't true?
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No, no.
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What I'm saying is that no one's
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provided any evidence, Max.
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That's the key component.
This missing evidence.
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Lockjaw, that's the urban legend
around here, right?
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The creepy guy that supposedly
lives in the sludge ponds.
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Anyone here ever
actually seen Lockjaw?
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Ooh, boogeyman's coming.
Be afraid.
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No evidence,
no reason to be scared.
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- Yet, this and all the others...
- Just look at it.
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- It's not that scary.
- spread like wildfire
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because of social media.
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These are what I like to term
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your razors in the Halloween
candy urban legends.
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They're not just urban legends,
Mr. Lewis.
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It's true.
I've read it in the news.
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This stuff is all real.
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Unfortunately,
real suicides do occur.
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However, not a single
one of them
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is in any way proven
to have any correlation
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or connection to this,
Redfish, bulgy-eye guy
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or any other suicide challenge
or any other urban legend.
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Which is why...
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you all are going to,
drum roll...
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You're gonna create
your own urban legends.
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I want you to create
an urban legend
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to see how false information
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becomes accepted as fact...
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without proper diligence.
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Why is she crying?
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She's always
crying about something.
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Jeni?
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Jeni, look at me.
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Jeni, are you okay?
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You need to see the nurse?
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Go ahead and close your books.
That's fine. Come on.
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This-this stuff scares me.
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Everything scares her.
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What's that, Ayla?
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Nothing, Mr. Lewis.
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Uh, everyone,
go ahead and get a head start
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on picking your urban legends.
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I want you to try
to write five right now.
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It's ridiculous.
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You're the only one
other than me
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who knows how to hold a camera.
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Besides,
this one's gonna be big.
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Dude, you've been saying that
for every video.
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Just get Mighty
to hold the camera.
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- I don't wanna hold the camera.
- Hold the goddamn camera.
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Mighty's a watcher, not a doer.
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Prick.
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Well, besides that I'm grounded,
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and I'm tired of Bum Wars
'cause it's stupid.
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No, it's not.
People love it.
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Yeah, and by people
you mean you.
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Yeah, check the comments, Bran.
Nobody likes your Bum Wars.
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It's Bum Fites, idiots.
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You know, guys,
I think my dad's right.
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We should probably
find a better hangout.
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I mean,
what if the guard comes back?
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Get the sand out your gina.
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It's .
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Mr. Lewis.
Do you have a moment?
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Come on in, boss lady.
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So I understand you
had an incident in class today.
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Jeni Lynn.
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Oh, yeah,
she gets scared super easily.
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I let her leave class
a little early.
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Well, someone
filed a complaint, Brent.
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Complaint, really?
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Was it her parents?
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No, a-a student.
Someone in your class.
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Uh... can you say who it was?
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I removed the name.
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Can you read that
in here in these dim lights?
259
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,724
Uh...
260
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:32,533
Okay, I gotta say,
Principle Gress,
261
00:16:32,569 --> 00:16:35,364
this-this sounds like a complaint
against the school, not me.
262
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:37,036
Yeah, well, we called her down.
263
00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:38,501
She said it happened right after
264
00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:41,044
you showed another
scary picture in class.
265
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,642
Um, all of that was included
in the lesson plan.
266
00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:47,147
Now, what you're referencing
was central to the lesson.
267
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:49,952
Suicide is central
to a history lesson?
268
00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:52,416
We need to revisit
your lesson plans.
269
00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:53,833
You approved them
each week already.
270
00:16:53,857 --> 00:16:55,290
Yes, but to be fair, Brent,
271
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,588
this isn't the first complaint
we've had about you.
272
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,700
No, that's not fair.
This one is not about me at all.
273
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:02,460
It doesn't seem to be
about me or my content.
274
00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:04,895
No, no, this person
is upset and wondering
275
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:08,871
why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be
in a regular education classroom.
276
00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,139
"Jeni holds back
the entire class,"
277
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:14,208
and Mr. Lewis
can't teach for 15 minutes
278
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,344
"without having to stop
and see if she's okay."
279
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,881
- That's true.
- It's certainly about you, Brent.
280
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:21,011
You're an
out of the box teacher.
281
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:23,684
Talk tomorrow.
282
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,161
Aren't you worried about that
security guard coming back?
283
00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:38,494
He ain't coming back.
284
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,636
Max's dad talked to him, I bet.
285
00:17:40,671 --> 00:17:42,331
Well, if you say so.
286
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:44,570
Ooh, that's a good one.
287
00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:48,204
How did you get these?
288
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,872
You don't wanna know?
289
00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:55,817
If she finds out,
we're both dead.
290
00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:58,281
She ain't gonna find out.
291
00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:29,914
What
are you guys laughing at?
292
00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:32,589
Ayla, they were probably just
laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel.
293
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,222
Like how she freaked out
in class today.
294
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,519
- You know, she's a baby.
- It's pathetic.
295
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:38,954
She doesn't belong
in that class.
296
00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:43,796
I filed a complaint
about her today in the office.
297
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,561
Seriously?
298
00:18:45,596 --> 00:18:48,332
We are in the same class
as a girl
299
00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:51,274
who stops us
every ten minutes...
300
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,574
because she's
scared of something.
301
00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:57,640
Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now?
302
00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,642
No, I don't have
any issue with him.
303
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:02,015
It's not his fault
she's in there.
304
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,353
I'm just sick of her.
305
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,785
You know why
she's in that class?
306
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:12,122
Because her parents
want her in there.
307
00:19:12,157 --> 00:19:13,692
It's a joke.
308
00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:18,466
I'm offended as someone
who gets the same grades as her.
309
00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:20,600
Aren't you?
310
00:19:22,566 --> 00:19:24,835
Not sure complaining was cool.
311
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:29,439
Mr. Lewis made you
look like an idiot today.
312
00:19:29,474 --> 00:19:31,339
I'm down for dokking Lewis.
313
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,612
No, I...
314
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:37,287
I want this urban legend
project to rock.
315
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:39,388
How?
316
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:45,592
We make it way more scary.
317
00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:49,563
Like really scary.
318
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,932
And then we make our own
online challenge.
319
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:57,367
You're not talking about like
getting kids to kill themselves
320
00:19:57,402 --> 00:19:59,237
like for real, are you?
321
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:07,944
We will go right to the edge.
322
00:20:12,151 --> 00:20:14,424
Yes! I'm in!
323
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:16,420
You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
324
00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:18,326
I'm your host Monster Mash Ken.
325
00:20:18,361 --> 00:20:20,926
And with missing people,
where do they go?
326
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:23,531
You see all these different cases.
What are you thinking?
327
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:25,902
Alien abductions,
mass disappearances.
328
00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:27,565
I mean, you know, the rapture.
329
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,171
Has something
religious occurred?
330
00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:30,802
I have no idea
but I can't imagine
331
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:33,039
what the families are
going through, it's crazy.
332
00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:35,738
It's hard to believe that people
still disappear these days.
333
00:20:35,773 --> 00:20:38,309
With all the technology
out there...<
334
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,647
Hey, Vector, come here.
335
00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:50,921
How do I disappear?
336
00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:58,863
Haven't you ever
wanted to disappear?
337
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,974
Nineteen.
338
00:21:06,009 --> 00:21:09,043
- Another card?
- No.
339
00:21:09,078 --> 00:21:12,246
Nine... 14.
340
00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:16,082
Eighteen.
You win.
341
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,619
Come on.
342
00:22:26,051 --> 00:22:28,489
Dude, you can't knock
on my window so damn loud.
343
00:22:28,525 --> 00:22:30,458
- You're gonna wake up my parents.
- So?
344
00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:32,389
Okay. Why would I
expect you to get it?
345
00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:33,593
Where are we going?
346
00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:37,629
Follow me, Mr. My Parents
Are Gonna Hear Me.
347
00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:39,565
You're gonna wake up my parents.
348
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,065
- Holy shit, shut the hell up.
- No!
349
00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:46,102
Just follow me, idiot.
350
00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:04,994
Don't cut off heads.
351
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:06,859
Yeah, I know, I know.
352
00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:09,593
Just record the video.
353
00:23:09,628 --> 00:23:11,794
I can file my face out in post.
354
00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:13,665
You mean, tile your face, Bran.
355
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,734
Wait, why do you
need to tile your face?
356
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,605
Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
357
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,111
Welcome to the first episode
of Bum Wars.
358
00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:24,080
Dude, bring it down.
359
00:23:24,115 --> 00:23:26,813
Shut the hell up and shoot.
360
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,473
Bran, what the hell?
361
00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:07,056
Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
362
00:24:07,091 --> 00:24:09,653
Tada!
363
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:13,057
Go, go, go!
364
00:25:19,929 --> 00:25:21,464
Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
365
00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:24,532
Tada!
366
00:25:24,568 --> 00:25:28,297
Go, go, go, go!
367
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,647
Hey, guys, my parents said
368
00:25:41,682 --> 00:25:44,817
I can't be
in The Dokkers anymore.
369
00:25:44,852 --> 00:25:47,855
I-I'm sorry.
I can't do anything about it.
370
00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:51,425
Hey, guys.
371
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:52,887
My parents said I can't be in...
372
00:25:52,923 --> 00:25:54,862
Shit!
373
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,694
Shit, oh, my God!
374
00:25:59,235 --> 00:26:02,133
Oh, Jesus Christ.
375
00:26:18,684 --> 00:26:20,618
Shit!
376
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,323
Guys, guys,
you're not gonna believe this!
377
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,300
There's something in the pond!
378
00:26:35,638 --> 00:26:37,971
Nothing could
live in there, Snack.
379
00:26:38,006 --> 00:26:40,440
Okay, well I heard it over there
and it jumped in there.
380
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:43,108
Get off the weed, Snack.
381
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,052
Mighty needs to be fed.
382
00:26:57,088 --> 00:26:59,491
My blood sugar's low, dumb.
383
00:27:05,668 --> 00:27:08,032
Can somebody fart
and liven this up?
384
00:27:14,773 --> 00:27:16,944
What the hell was that?
385
00:27:19,944 --> 00:27:21,410
Is that the guard?
386
00:27:22,581 --> 00:27:23,951
No.
387
00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:47,271
What the hell is that thing?
388
00:27:52,777 --> 00:27:54,278
Ew, be careful.
389
00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:09,961
It can't be human.
390
00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:12,301
It's covered in crockamoley.
391
00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:15,671
Guacamole, dumb-ass.
392
00:28:15,706 --> 00:28:18,840
We need to find a place
to hide this thing.
393
00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:22,306
At least until we figure out
what the hell it is.
394
00:28:58,944 --> 00:29:00,645
Keep it moving, guys.
395
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,715
Ah, dammit.
396
00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:05,780
Guys, let's just
get it in there.
397
00:29:05,816 --> 00:29:10,090
Max, find something to restrain
this thing for the time being.
398
00:29:10,956 --> 00:29:14,058
I mean, I know, but just...
399
00:29:14,094 --> 00:29:15,929
There's gotta be
something around here.
400
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:18,634
I mean, this place
is littered with shit.
401
00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:22,437
Just ropes, chains,
I don't know.
402
00:29:22,472 --> 00:29:24,502
Whatever will hold it.
403
00:29:24,537 --> 00:29:25,567
On it.
404
00:29:27,038 --> 00:29:28,977
I mean, it looks so human.
405
00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:31,045
What if it can talk?
406
00:29:38,854 --> 00:29:42,991
Speak softly, carry a big stick.
407
00:29:48,492 --> 00:29:50,795
We need to get it
food and water.
408
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,028
How do you know that?
409
00:29:52,063 --> 00:29:53,865
I mean, it's alive, isn't it?
410
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,529
I mean, it has to eat and drink.
411
00:29:55,565 --> 00:29:57,445
Well, hey, kangaroo rats
can go their whole lives
412
00:29:57,469 --> 00:29:59,874
- without drinking water, so.
- Max, look at me.
413
00:29:59,909 --> 00:30:01,938
Does that look like
a goddamn kangaroo to you?
414
00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:04,978
Oh, Jesus, Mighty.
415
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:07,343
Can you turn that damn
insulin pump off?
416
00:30:07,378 --> 00:30:09,983
Everybody shits
on the diabetic kid.
417
00:30:21,932 --> 00:30:23,826
Well, at the least
the restraints are holding.
418
00:30:23,862 --> 00:30:25,064
Yeah, for now.
419
00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:28,234
Why the sniffing?
420
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,107
Guys, what the hell
is it smelling?
421
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,603
Dinner.
422
00:30:45,852 --> 00:30:47,451
Bran, hold up.
423
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:50,652
Give me the camera.
424
00:30:51,795 --> 00:30:53,325
- No.
- Give me the camera.
425
00:30:58,594 --> 00:31:00,332
You'll get it back
when it's time.
426
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:04,470
Delete those perv shots
he's got of me, too.
427
00:31:04,506 --> 00:31:05,266
All right.
428
00:31:05,302 --> 00:31:08,005
I-I won't post anything.
I swear.
429
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,710
That's right, you're not. Bye.
430
00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,281
Guys, get him outta here.
431
00:31:12,317 --> 00:31:13,507
We'll catch up.
432
00:31:13,543 --> 00:31:17,250
- It'll be fine. Relax.
- Shut up.
433
00:31:18,755 --> 00:31:22,083
If it gets loose, we're dead.
434
00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:28,558
How long have we
been coming here?
435
00:31:29,895 --> 00:31:31,396
I don't know.
436
00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:34,663
A few years, I guess. Why?
437
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,235
Right.
438
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,367
And we haven't seen
this thing until today.
439
00:31:40,403 --> 00:31:42,810
I mean, it's gotta be new here.
440
00:31:42,846 --> 00:31:44,642
I've sure as hell never seen it.
441
00:31:44,677 --> 00:31:46,048
Exactly.
442
00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:51,119
What happens when this place
opens up for Halloween?
443
00:31:52,616 --> 00:31:55,855
We can't have this thing
going nuts on customers.
444
00:31:55,891 --> 00:31:58,291
- That would be bad.
- Yeah.
445
00:32:00,891 --> 00:32:02,328
For me.
446
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,664
I can't lose this place.
447
00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:13,574
This is my escape.
448
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,983
Wanna hang out?
449
00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:34,450
- When's my mom getting home?
- Whenever.
450
00:32:35,282 --> 00:32:37,156
I'm the babysitter.
451
00:32:52,101 --> 00:32:53,601
Where's the remote?
452
00:34:33,634 --> 00:34:35,604
Tomatoes.
453
00:35:37,036 --> 00:35:40,636
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
454
00:37:25,839 --> 00:37:28,007
I've gotta get you tied back up.
455
00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:38,157
Hey, Dad, um,
have you ever heard of Lockjaw?
456
00:37:38,192 --> 00:37:41,388
Yeah, it comes from
tetanus or rabies.
457
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:42,789
Why, are you feeling sick?
458
00:37:42,824 --> 00:37:45,055
No, I'm talking
about the weird guy
459
00:37:45,091 --> 00:37:48,231
people say used to live by
Field of Screams.
460
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,836
Yeah, there was this one guy.
461
00:37:50,871 --> 00:37:55,504
I don't remember if people said he
was a molester, crazy or something.
462
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,782
A lot of homeless people
out that way,
463
00:37:56,806 --> 00:37:59,241
which is why we don't want you
hanging out there.
464
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,840
One of the reasons, anyway.
465
00:38:00,876 --> 00:38:03,315
Well, I mean...
I mean, did you ever see him?
466
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:06,510
- Was he real?
- I work with facts, Max.
467
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,749
Not Max facts.
468
00:38:08,785 --> 00:38:11,485
And, no, I never saw him
or know anyone who has.
469
00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:13,485
All right, all right.
Cool.
470
00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:14,920
Cool, cool. Thanks.
471
00:38:14,955 --> 00:38:16,854
I'm less worried about
homeless child molesters
472
00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:19,157
than I am this Ayla girl
you like.
473
00:38:19,192 --> 00:38:24,597
Oh, goddammit.
Okay, Dad, I don't like her.
474
00:38:24,632 --> 00:38:26,605
Especially like that, so...
475
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,904
Your mother says your underwear
in the laundry says otherwise.
476
00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:35,206
Facts, Max.
477
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,078
So who taught you how to shoot?
478
00:39:19,287 --> 00:39:20,592
Wait.
479
00:39:21,423 --> 00:39:23,356
Here, like this.
480
00:39:23,391 --> 00:39:24,860
Both hands up.
481
00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:28,597
It's not like the movies.
482
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:33,066
Just relax your shoulders...
then shoot.
483
00:39:47,516 --> 00:39:49,753
I wanna scare people.
484
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,186
I mean...
485
00:39:58,098 --> 00:39:59,862
this could be great.
486
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:08,002
Does it scare you?
487
00:40:09,703 --> 00:40:11,302
Only if it gets loose.
488
00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:15,779
Let's make sure
that doesn't happen then.
489
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,385
Seriously?
490
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,317
No raw hamburger?
491
00:40:26,352 --> 00:40:29,159
Monsters always go for
raw hamburger in the movies.
492
00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:30,524
We didn't have any.
493
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,497
Who doesn't have hamburger?
494
00:40:32,532 --> 00:40:35,229
- That pump thing smells.
- It's Phenol.
495
00:40:35,264 --> 00:40:38,263
It's a chemical they use in his
insulin or something like that.
496
00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,335
Is that a Max fact?
497
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,502
Look it up.
498
00:40:42,538 --> 00:40:44,335
And that's why, Max,
499
00:40:44,371 --> 00:40:47,613
you're going to be writing
all the online content for this.
500
00:40:49,178 --> 00:40:52,849
Once Scribble has a page up,
Bran, you get the footage.
501
00:40:53,615 --> 00:40:55,617
But everything you do
502
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,950
goes through me first,
all right?
503
00:40:57,986 --> 00:41:00,118
I don't want you
posting none of this.
504
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:03,293
And don't show anybody
who's not a Dokker.
505
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,389
- Got it?
- Got it.
506
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:10,702
Scribble will be able to see
everything that you do remotely.
507
00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:13,199
Just so you know.
508
00:43:05,955 --> 00:43:09,360
Do it. Please.
509
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,888
It... it can smell fear.
510
00:43:35,953 --> 00:43:38,084
Is that Max fact
or is that real?
511
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,552
!
512
00:43:39,587 --> 00:43:42,296
- Bran, what is wrong with you?
513
00:43:43,696 --> 00:43:44,996
Where do you think you're going?
514
00:43:45,032 --> 00:43:47,231
- You think this is...
- You think this is funny?
515
00:43:47,266 --> 00:43:49,667
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Waste of space!
516
00:43:49,702 --> 00:43:51,002
Everybody shut the hell up!
517
00:43:51,038 --> 00:43:52,678
Shut the hell up!
We're done with you now!
518
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:56,041
Okay, it's not just a Max fact,
okay.
519
00:43:56,076 --> 00:43:58,712
As soon as the thing
starts sniffing, it goes nuts.
520
00:43:58,747 --> 00:44:00,151
It's Mighty's insulin pump
setting it off.
521
00:44:00,175 --> 00:44:01,474
- It's not me.
- Yes, it is.
522
00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:02,950
Come on.
It's not the insulin pump,
523
00:44:02,983 --> 00:44:04,851
It's not the insulin pump.
It's the insulin.
524
00:44:04,887 --> 00:44:07,379
All right, that thing
gives off a smell, right?
525
00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:09,951
So maybe it thinks
it's the smell of fear.
526
00:44:09,986 --> 00:44:11,656
What?
527
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,723
How can anything smell fear?
528
00:44:13,758 --> 00:44:17,631
Um, no, I believe it.
529
00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:21,062
I mean, a few years ago
before I moved,
530
00:44:21,098 --> 00:44:23,734
there was a dog,
it was a-a big dog
531
00:44:23,770 --> 00:44:25,598
a couple houses down from me.
532
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:28,008
And, man, I swear to God,
533
00:44:28,043 --> 00:44:31,509
like, if you showed that you
were even a little bit afraid,
534
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:33,344
it would go crazy.
535
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,508
Maybe...
536
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,782
Maybe it's like... a bear.
537
00:44:39,818 --> 00:44:42,483
You know how people say...
538
00:44:43,525 --> 00:44:46,755
it can smell when a girl...
539
00:44:46,833 --> 00:44:48,432
Let's just sit down.
540
00:44:49,372 --> 00:44:50,401
All right?
541
00:44:59,646 --> 00:45:01,148
What now?
542
00:45:04,053 --> 00:45:06,989
Guys, this is what
we're gonna do, all right?
543
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,288
You and Max...
544
00:45:10,495 --> 00:45:12,289
figure out whatever you can.
545
00:45:12,324 --> 00:45:15,962
Snack, you and Bran,
you guys have to get
546
00:45:15,997 --> 00:45:17,696
as much coverage
on this as possible.
547
00:45:17,732 --> 00:45:20,002
We need that proof.
548
00:45:21,266 --> 00:45:24,169
Guys, what the hell
are we doing?
549
00:45:24,205 --> 00:45:26,875
We need to call the cops
or at least our parents.
550
00:45:26,911 --> 00:45:30,171
This thing could be an alien
for all we know.
551
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:31,981
We are in over our heads.
552
00:45:32,016 --> 00:45:34,016
You okay, Snack?
553
00:45:40,419 --> 00:45:43,487
I need to talk to you
once everyone leaves.
554
00:45:50,898 --> 00:45:52,661
You haven't told anyone?
555
00:45:57,638 --> 00:45:58,840
No, Ayla.
556
00:45:58,876 --> 00:46:01,076
And-and I swore I wouldn't,
didn't I?
557
00:46:02,073 --> 00:46:03,672
I mean, yeah, but...
558
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:07,280
you seem kinda sketchy, Snack.
559
00:46:13,524 --> 00:46:15,222
Do you still wanna tell?
560
00:46:19,363 --> 00:46:22,658
No.
561
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,135
I hope not.
562
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,106
I called you both here because,
563
00:46:56,141 --> 00:46:59,405
well, obviously you
get A's on the project.
564
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,378
I mean, yeah,
that video's incredible.
565
00:47:02,414 --> 00:47:07,115
Ten-thousand views
in just over two weeks.
566
00:47:07,151 --> 00:47:09,385
You definitely
hit the objective.
567
00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:14,423
This thing, how'd you do it?
568
00:47:15,189 --> 00:47:18,228
Well, it's Crockamoley.
569
00:47:18,264 --> 00:47:21,296
I'm sorry, Crock-Crock...
Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw?
570
00:47:21,331 --> 00:47:22,539
That's the urban legend
around here, right?
571
00:47:22,563 --> 00:47:25,199
It's not Lockjaw,
it's-it's Crockamoley.
572
00:47:25,235 --> 00:47:27,797
Okay, all right.
Well, Crockamoley
573
00:47:27,832 --> 00:47:30,306
is one scary special effect,
let me say.
574
00:47:30,341 --> 00:47:33,076
Well, it's actually kinda funny
that you say that.
575
00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:34,844
Yeah, we have a...
We have a friend.
576
00:47:34,879 --> 00:47:36,105
- Tom.
- Yeah, Tom.
577
00:47:36,207 --> 00:47:39,916
He, uh, you know, he does makeup
and special effects for movies.
578
00:47:39,951 --> 00:47:43,350
Not anything major but indie.
579
00:47:43,385 --> 00:47:45,650
Well, let me tell you
to tell Tom,
580
00:47:45,685 --> 00:47:47,418
I think he's gonna win
an Oscar someday.
581
00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:48,719
This project is incredible.
582
00:47:48,754 --> 00:47:51,854
He went above and beyond
and so did you both.
583
00:47:51,889 --> 00:47:56,399
But I have to ask you
to take this video down.
584
00:47:56,899 --> 00:48:00,062
Um, uh, why?
585
00:48:01,767 --> 00:48:04,367
Well, gun violence
for one thing, Max.
586
00:48:04,402 --> 00:48:06,517
- They're digital effects.
- I know that, we've had complaints.
587
00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:09,579
Parents are very upset
over the content.
588
00:48:09,615 --> 00:48:12,811
They're describing it as disturbing.
They're saying it's scary.
589
00:48:12,847 --> 00:48:16,452
They're saying the content
in this video is sick, Max.
590
00:48:16,488 --> 00:48:20,785
You both did... a little
too good of a job, I'm afraid.
591
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:23,285
How can you tell it's us?
You can't see our faces.
592
00:48:23,321 --> 00:48:25,834
Well, because it's a high school
class project and you're teenagers.
593
00:48:25,858 --> 00:48:27,634
You can't keep a secret.
All the kids know, Max.
594
00:48:27,658 --> 00:48:28,891
They're probably just jealous
595
00:48:28,927 --> 00:48:31,399
'cause their crappy little
Photoshop projects
596
00:48:31,434 --> 00:48:33,500
didn't turn out
nearly as good as ours did.
597
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:36,698
Look, between you and me,
I understand that,
598
00:48:36,733 --> 00:48:38,540
and I couldn't agree more, Ayla.
599
00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:41,904
Now, but this project
has gotten me in more hot water
600
00:48:41,939 --> 00:48:43,943
with administration
than I care to touch on.
601
00:48:43,978 --> 00:48:46,912
- Did Jeni lose it again?
- Punish us for doing a great job.
602
00:48:46,947 --> 00:48:50,184
- Yeah, I get it.
- No, Max, you're not being punished.
603
00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:51,915
You still get the A's, okay.
604
00:48:51,951 --> 00:48:54,084
It's just you-you made it
a little too lifelike.
605
00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:57,294
- It's a little too realistic.
- How is that our problem?
606
00:48:57,329 --> 00:49:00,460
Mr. Lewis, you can't
connect it to the school.
607
00:49:00,495 --> 00:49:01,891
You can't tell
who's in the video.
608
00:49:01,926 --> 00:49:04,433
I-I mean,
we even spoofed the IP address
609
00:49:04,468 --> 00:49:06,631
to make it look like
it comes from New Mexico.
610
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:09,939
Look, we have thousands
of comments.
611
00:49:09,975 --> 00:49:12,271
This is how things spread.
612
00:49:12,306 --> 00:49:14,638
That's what you told us.
613
00:49:14,674 --> 00:49:17,077
"Oh, my God!"
"This is so good."
614
00:49:17,113 --> 00:49:19,114
"It looks so real."
615
00:49:19,149 --> 00:49:21,385
"Show us more Crockamoley."
616
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:25,284
The comments just keep going.
It says, it says...
617
00:49:27,954 --> 00:49:31,494
- That...
- What? What does it say?
618
00:49:37,064 --> 00:49:38,628
Nothing.
619
00:49:38,663 --> 00:49:41,669
Look, I'm asking you both...
620
00:49:42,703 --> 00:49:45,035
with massive respect
for all of the hard work
621
00:49:45,071 --> 00:49:49,011
that went into this video,
please take the video down.
622
00:49:49,046 --> 00:49:55,879
Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything
you've taught us about free speech,
623
00:49:55,915 --> 00:49:59,456
standing up for ourselves
and censorship...
624
00:50:04,025 --> 00:50:05,121
No.
625
00:50:09,764 --> 00:50:12,535
So I'm guessing you're gonna
fail us now, huh?
626
00:50:14,772 --> 00:50:16,934
No.
627
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:25,207
Well, it started out great.
628
00:50:26,348 --> 00:50:28,416
Now everyone thinks it's fake.
629
00:50:28,451 --> 00:50:30,646
I mean, Ayla,
that's the internet.
630
00:50:30,682 --> 00:50:32,354
People shit on everything.
631
00:50:32,389 --> 00:50:34,418
Ten-thousand views
is pretty good.
632
00:50:34,453 --> 00:50:36,153
It was a good run.
633
00:50:36,188 --> 00:50:39,490
You wouldn't know a good run
if it hit you in your fat.
634
00:50:39,525 --> 00:50:40,957
The views have died off.
635
00:50:40,993 --> 00:50:45,132
It's because of these haters.
These losers!
636
00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,697
God, I hate people!
637
00:50:46,733 --> 00:50:49,572
People are over it.
It's boring.
638
00:50:51,809 --> 00:50:54,572
How the hell are we supposed
to do the Crockamoley challenge
639
00:50:54,607 --> 00:50:56,810
if everyone says it's fake?
640
00:50:58,943 --> 00:51:03,113
Guys, we risked our lives
for an A.
641
00:51:04,256 --> 00:51:07,117
And then we are told
to take it down.
642
00:51:07,991 --> 00:51:09,521
Another lie!
643
00:51:09,556 --> 00:51:12,595
Another person screws us over!
644
00:51:18,998 --> 00:51:21,703
Nothing ever turns out
like you're promised.
645
00:51:24,169 --> 00:51:26,910
God, I'd like to throw
one of those haters in there!
646
00:51:26,945 --> 00:51:30,178
Yeah, record that.
647
00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:32,175
And then we'll post it.
648
00:51:33,781 --> 00:51:36,781
I mean, that's what we
should do, right?
649
00:51:36,816 --> 00:51:39,017
Come on!
We should do that, right?
650
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,265
Um, sorry guys.
I figured out why it's beeping.
651
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:52,595
It's got a leak or something.
652
00:51:52,631 --> 00:51:55,334
I'll just fix that.
653
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:59,708
Shut the hell up!
654
00:52:34,413 --> 00:52:37,812
Tada!
655
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:54,191
Tada!
656
00:52:58,734 --> 00:53:00,138
I'm not.
657
00:53:02,438 --> 00:53:06,306
What would Crockamoley think?
658
00:53:06,341 --> 00:53:08,115
I have to get out of here.
659
00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:09,411
So go.
660
00:53:36,545 --> 00:53:38,578
This is messed up.
661
00:53:38,614 --> 00:53:39,909
I mean, what if he flips out?
662
00:53:39,944 --> 00:53:42,079
What do we do?
What then?
663
00:53:42,115 --> 00:53:46,921
Shut up, you blubbering baby.
This is great.
664
00:53:47,888 --> 00:53:50,018
All right,
you have my attention.
665
00:53:50,053 --> 00:53:51,659
I haven't eaten in a few days.
666
00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:53,792
All right, man.
Well, you're in luck.
667
00:53:53,828 --> 00:53:56,598
All you gotta do, come with us.
668
00:53:56,633 --> 00:54:00,064
We'll give you like...
a hundred bucks.
669
00:54:00,099 --> 00:54:02,635
You! You're the one
who set my hat on fire.
670
00:54:02,670 --> 00:54:05,034
Hey, hey, man.
You're good.
671
00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:07,901
All is good.
He won't touch you.
672
00:54:07,936 --> 00:54:09,235
We promise.
673
00:54:09,271 --> 00:54:12,347
Come on.
It's only a short walk.
674
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,281
Do you wanna see?
675
00:54:20,355 --> 00:54:21,582
See what?
676
00:54:24,394 --> 00:54:25,856
You want me to go in here?
677
00:54:25,891 --> 00:54:27,924
We're gonna go in with you.
678
00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:31,294
Oh, good, 'cause for a second
679
00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:35,503
I thought you guys
might leave me alone.
680
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,268
What's in there anyway, huh?
681
00:54:38,970 --> 00:54:41,409
Are you guys buying me a car?
682
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,372
Just go, man.
683
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:46,975
What the hell
is wrong with you kids, huh?
684
00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:48,516
Why are you doing this?
685
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:49,948
We're shooting a video.
686
00:54:49,983 --> 00:54:53,652
We just wanna see your reaction.
Come on.
687
00:54:54,786 --> 00:54:55,886
The last time
688
00:54:55,921 --> 00:54:58,191
I starred in one of your videos,
689
00:54:58,226 --> 00:55:01,362
you set me on fire while I
was asleep, you little shit.
690
00:55:01,397 --> 00:55:02,458
Just go!
691
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:16,109
What the hell is that?
692
00:55:29,185 --> 00:55:31,157
Is this some sort of joke?
693
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,521
Huh?
694
00:55:33,925 --> 00:55:35,931
What the hell is this?
695
00:56:19,403 --> 00:56:22,043
Is this some sort
of prank video, huh?
696
00:56:22,776 --> 00:56:25,678
This shit is awful.
697
00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,527
We just killed that guy!
698
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,511
There's another Crockamoley
video or whatever the hell it is.
699
00:56:58,547 --> 00:56:59,674
Did you see it?
700
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,248
The shit looks real.
701
00:57:02,284 --> 00:57:05,787
- Damn. How'd they do that?
- I know, right?
702
00:57:05,822 --> 00:57:08,023
Oh shit,
we're already late to class.
703
00:57:10,357 --> 00:57:13,028
Is this
some sort of prank video, huh?
704
00:57:13,728 --> 00:57:16,229
This shit is awful.
705
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,581
So what time do you
think you're gonna get here?
706
00:57:38,616 --> 00:57:40,854
Give me, like, ten minutes.
707
00:57:40,889 --> 00:57:44,551
All right.
So plan on an hour then.
708
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,119
I always come on time.
709
00:57:46,155 --> 00:57:48,822
Yeah. We'll see.
710
00:57:56,199 --> 00:57:58,172
I came to get something.
711
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,644
I'm not as stupid as you think.
712
00:58:10,586 --> 00:58:12,384
I need to get it.
713
00:58:15,489 --> 00:58:19,424
I can't believe you guys
hangout in this shit hole.
714
00:58:20,523 --> 00:58:22,493
That's what I say about home.
715
00:58:40,649 --> 00:58:42,216
Is it in there?
716
00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:44,383
In there.
717
00:58:46,355 --> 00:58:49,457
Does your boyfriend in there
think he's gonna jump me?
718
00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:52,823
No.
719
00:58:52,859 --> 00:58:54,426
Definitely not.
720
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:00,894
Come and get it.
721
00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,964
You think I'm stupid?
722
00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,703
Where's my gun?
723
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:39,597
Shut up!
724
01:00:40,162 --> 01:00:41,500
Geez.
725
01:01:00,018 --> 01:01:02,983
Hi. Jeni?
726
01:01:06,322 --> 01:01:08,323
It's-it's Ayla.
727
01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:11,728
No, please, don't hang up.
728
01:01:13,364 --> 01:01:17,705
I... I just wanted to say
729
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:21,969
that I'm so sorry...
730
01:01:23,311 --> 01:01:25,808
for the way
I've treated you since...
731
01:01:26,945 --> 01:01:28,316
forever.
732
01:01:31,118 --> 01:01:33,013
I wanna make it up to you.
733
01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:42,096
Is this all
part of the project, hmm?
734
01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:43,991
Convince the teacher
this is real?
735
01:01:45,363 --> 01:01:48,267
It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear.
736
01:01:48,303 --> 01:01:52,873
Everything you saw
on that channel is real.
737
01:01:52,908 --> 01:01:55,340
No, it-it looks real.
738
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:56,415
It looks real,
I'll give you that,
739
01:01:56,439 --> 01:01:57,970
but, look, I still think
740
01:01:58,006 --> 01:01:59,740
y'all are trying to Punk me
or something.
741
01:01:59,775 --> 01:02:01,055
Are you
recording this right now?
742
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:02,046
- No.
- Are you recording this?
743
01:02:02,082 --> 01:02:05,713
No, no, please. No.
744
01:02:05,748 --> 01:02:07,485
You know, Max,
he came and told me
745
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,523
that you guys
have a friend who does effects.
746
01:02:10,558 --> 01:02:12,959
- Is that not true?
- No, those are his Max facts.
747
01:02:12,994 --> 01:02:14,461
- It's not true?
- No.
748
01:02:17,059 --> 01:02:19,434
So I'm supposed to not believe
his reasonable story
749
01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:24,064
for yours about a monster
that feeds on homeless people?
750
01:02:27,204 --> 01:02:28,607
Yeah, okay.
751
01:02:39,152 --> 01:02:40,586
I'll take you there.
752
01:02:41,283 --> 01:02:42,654
Tonight.
753
01:03:12,782 --> 01:03:15,852
Why? Is it for the likes?
754
01:03:17,124 --> 01:03:18,990
Because I hate her.
755
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:26,162
Aw, you scared, Jeni?
756
01:03:26,198 --> 01:03:28,001
Please!
757
01:03:28,036 --> 01:03:30,636
Please, just let me go.
758
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,671
Please.
759
01:04:02,604 --> 01:04:05,700
Since first grade,
760
01:04:05,735 --> 01:04:09,369
you've cried,
pissed your pants...
761
01:04:10,808 --> 01:04:15,546
dragged every class
we're in to a halt.
762
01:04:15,581 --> 01:04:21,753
We get told,
oh, you're just different.
763
01:04:25,425 --> 01:04:29,227
But you get
the same grades as me!
764
01:04:29,262 --> 01:04:31,796
We're not the same!
765
01:04:38,202 --> 01:04:39,540
Now...
766
01:04:42,377 --> 01:04:48,615
see the difference
between you and me.
767
01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:50,281
Do it.
768
01:04:50,317 --> 01:04:53,620
Stop it! No, stop!
769
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,333
What the hell is wrong with you?
770
01:06:14,369 --> 01:06:16,630
It's on foot from here.
Come on.
771
01:06:37,992 --> 01:06:39,253
Hey.
772
01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:45,963
Y'all have permission
to be here?
773
01:06:50,402 --> 01:06:52,002
Come on.
774
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,983
Mr. Lewis...
775
01:07:11,259 --> 01:07:12,555
You can't be scared.
776
01:07:12,590 --> 01:07:15,622
It... It can smell fear.
777
01:07:15,658 --> 01:07:17,491
It'll go nuts.
778
01:07:17,526 --> 01:07:18,765
Really?
779
01:07:19,631 --> 01:07:21,200
- It smells fear?
- Yeah.
780
01:07:21,236 --> 01:07:24,305
- Really?
- Yes.
781
01:07:24,340 --> 01:07:27,472
Okay, I tried, Snack.
782
01:07:27,507 --> 01:07:28,841
- I tried.
- Mr. Lewis...
783
01:07:28,909 --> 01:07:30,921
- Have you lost your mind?
- It's not a trick, okay.
784
01:07:30,945 --> 01:07:33,307
Would I bring you down here
if it wasn't so important?
785
01:07:34,481 --> 01:07:36,948
Please, you have to believe me.
786
01:07:48,164 --> 01:07:49,697
Yeah, we're all clear.
787
01:07:51,597 --> 01:07:53,360
I still got some water in here.
788
01:07:57,470 --> 01:07:59,168
Oh, it stinks in here.
789
01:08:03,138 --> 01:08:06,846
All right,
where's this boogeyman?
790
01:08:30,602 --> 01:08:33,873
What the hell is this?
791
01:08:56,561 --> 01:08:57,963
That's Crockamoley.
792
01:09:04,133 --> 01:09:07,236
This... this isn't
a guy in a suit?
793
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,778
- Seriously?
- No.
794
01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:13,741
Huh...
795
01:09:13,777 --> 01:09:16,817
Oh, my... Oh, my...
796
01:09:18,019 --> 01:09:21,619
- Oh, my God.
- Mr. Lewis... Mr. Lewis, calm down.
797
01:09:21,654 --> 01:09:23,920
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
798
01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:25,588
Calm down.
799
01:09:29,795 --> 01:09:32,497
What the hell did you kids do?
800
01:09:40,209 --> 01:09:41,974
Hi, Mr. Lewis.
801
01:09:44,444 --> 01:09:47,111
This... this thing.
802
01:09:48,579 --> 01:09:49,982
This is real.
803
01:09:50,679 --> 01:09:51,951
Sure is.
804
01:09:55,686 --> 01:09:57,517
Calm down.
805
01:10:00,090 --> 01:10:02,329
Why'd you bring him here, Snack?
806
01:10:08,402 --> 01:10:09,534
You lied.
807
01:10:09,569 --> 01:10:12,034
You guys killed somebody.
808
01:10:12,069 --> 01:10:13,737
- You're murderers!
- So are you.
809
01:10:13,772 --> 01:10:15,167
Is that why you brought me here?
810
01:10:15,203 --> 01:10:17,509
- No.
- To kill me?
811
01:10:17,545 --> 01:10:19,679
No. Mr. Lewis, no.
812
01:10:21,881 --> 01:10:26,418
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
He's a teacher.
813
01:10:26,454 --> 01:10:28,449
Hey, hey, hey, just...
814
01:10:28,485 --> 01:10:32,051
- No, stay! Hey, hey, hey!
- Let us go, or I let it go.
815
01:10:32,086 --> 01:10:34,094
I can't let you do that.
816
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:35,024
Relax. Okay.
817
01:10:35,059 --> 01:10:37,228
You wanna see
what happened to Jeni?
818
01:10:37,264 --> 01:10:38,430
Bran!
819
01:10:39,794 --> 01:10:41,297
Jeni?
820
01:10:43,534 --> 01:10:44,602
Come on.
821
01:11:19,838 --> 01:11:21,606
Get out of the way!
822
01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:30,717
Go!
823
01:12:15,023 --> 01:12:16,458
Ayla!
824
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:36,099
Open up!
825
01:17:58,414 --> 01:18:00,010
Good evening, boys and ghouls.
826
01:18:00,045 --> 01:18:02,152
You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
827
01:18:02,187 --> 01:18:03,781
I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken,
828
01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,521
and with me
is the Mistress of Darkness,
829
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,326
the Queen of Fright,
the Lady of the Night, Muse.
830
01:18:08,361 --> 01:18:11,294
Also joining us
is Crista Creature and Whirl.
831
01:18:11,330 --> 01:18:13,237
All right, so we got something
special as always.
832
01:18:13,261 --> 01:18:17,268
I came across this found footage
film called The Legend of Lockjaw.
833
01:18:17,304 --> 01:18:19,596
I wanna read the description
to our audience.
834
01:18:19,631 --> 01:18:21,272
Uh, we've watched this film
835
01:18:21,308 --> 01:18:22,648
and we're gonna talk about
that in a second
836
01:18:22,672 --> 01:18:24,605
but here's the description:
"Three years ago,
837
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,541
seven children disappeared
without a trace.
838
01:18:26,576 --> 01:18:28,278
This footage was found
by a security guard
839
01:18:28,313 --> 01:18:30,279
for some Halloween
haunted attraction.
840
01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:31,641
Were they were taken by Lockjaw,
841
01:18:31,677 --> 01:18:33,680
a local monster urban legend,
842
01:18:33,715 --> 01:18:36,252
"or something worse?
This is their story."
843
01:18:36,288 --> 01:18:38,355
Muse, what did you
think about it?
844
01:18:38,390 --> 01:18:41,019
Well, yeah,
like you said, we watched this
845
01:18:41,054 --> 01:18:43,961
and honestly, I gotta say
I think this is bullshit.
846
01:18:43,997 --> 01:18:48,399
Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's
so fake. You can see how they did it.
847
01:18:48,434 --> 01:18:50,465
Yeah, you know,
I'm a schmuck when it comes to
848
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,535
anything technical
involving the computer,
849
01:18:52,571 --> 01:18:56,066
01:18:58,508
You know, if you wanna fool us,
and we're horror experts,
851
01:18:58,543 --> 01:19:00,286
you better show something
a little bit more than
852
01:19:00,310 --> 01:19:02,146
bargain basement effort here.
853
01:19:02,182 --> 01:19:03,880
Yeah, I am so with you guys.
854
01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:05,348
Hard pass for me.
855
01:19:05,384 --> 01:19:08,216
This found footage
died so, so long ago.
856
01:19:08,251 --> 01:19:10,487
Man, it's fake, fake, fake.
857
01:19:10,523 --> 01:19:12,917
We have a guy online
who claims to be Snack.
858
01:19:12,952 --> 01:19:14,888
Allegedly, one of the kids
in this footage.
859
01:19:14,923 --> 01:19:17,960
So let's welcome Snack to
Where the Scary Things Are.